Cruel, Merciless Death

January 16th, 2012 6:07PM

I’m such a wonderful girlfriend- no really, I shouldn’t have because I don’t usually celebrate Valentine’s Day but this year I decided to be a sweetheart, of sorts, and go out on a whim, and buy my boyfriend a little something something. So I sat and thought what could I possibly get that is traditional yet quirky and twisted- like our relationship. We’re always holding jokes over each other’s heads and being silly so I wanted to incorporate that charismatic appeal into my gift.

Therefore, I figured I’d buy him some candy because he is my one and only and I love him to death <3 Tra la la la!

So I bought him a Tequila-flavored Meal Worm Lollipop, Grape and Blueberry Cricket Suckers, and last but not least a Strawberry-Flavored Scorpion Lollipop.

Maybe you’re reading this and thinking, “No she didn’t! They can’t possibly sell candy with REAL insects encased within their sugary walls- or can they?” 

But I did and they will be wrapped and delivered promptly on Valentine’s Day so the anticipation of his reaction will be killing me for the next four weeks to come. I’ve never been so excited to give anybody anything!

-Monica heart Swieton

Post Script: If you’d like to be romantical, then visit www.hotlix.com for your very own insect infested treat.